Bugfomsab is a god.
He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unsympathetic
dog.
Bugfomsab created the world seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bugfomsab, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Bugfomsab, he will manifest in front of you.
Bugfomsab's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.
Bugfomsab's Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Always help goats in need.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Never think about special relativity.
5. Fast once a month.