Bugfomsab is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unsympathetic dog.

Bugfomsab created the world seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bugfomsab, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bugfomsab, he will manifest in front of you.

Bugfomsab's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Bugfomsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always help goats in need.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never think about special relativity.

5. Fast once a month.