Lagdussrul is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, amazing yak.

Lagdussrul created the Virgo Supercluster five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lagdussrul, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Lagdussrul, she will torture you forever.

Lagdussrul's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Lagdussrul's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven dogs approach from the west.

2. Pigs are not to be trusted.

3. Do not speak about aubergines.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Do not listen to music.
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