Loopjancit is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, benevolent duck.

Loopjancit created gold three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Loopjancit, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Loopjancit, he will torture you forever.

Loopjancit's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Loopjancit's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat eagles with great respect.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never leap near snakes.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.
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