Cumceb is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, conceited grasshopper.

Cumceb created the Andromeda Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumceb, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cumceb, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cumceb's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Cumceb's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Cumceb in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not wear pink clothing.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics near frogs while wearing green kilts and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your feet.

5. Always obey Cumceb's priests.