Karhasragveenjapkoncutrak is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tranquil fly.

Karhasragveenjapkoncutrak created the planet Mars four billion years ago.

If you believe in Karhasragveenjapkoncutrak, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Karhasragveenjapkoncutrak, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Karhasragveenjapkoncutrak's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Karhasragveenjapkoncutrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.