Sisbudren is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unselfish human.

Sisbudren created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sisbudren, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sisbudren, she will destroy your favourite star.

Sisbudren's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sisbudren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. You must love Sisbudren.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never paint your feet brown.

5. Never talk about moths.