Sigcimhivbed is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, deceitful goat.

Sigcimhivbed created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sigcimhivbed, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sigcimhivbed, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sigcimhivbed's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Sigcimhivbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about mice.

4. Put Sigcimhivbed first in all things.

5. Always help sick gulls.