Dabvagcat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, uncaring raven.

Dabvagcat created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabvagcat, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dabvagcat, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Dabvagcat's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Dabvagcat's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never sit near bats.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.