Tagbasttip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, thoughtless donkey.

Tagbasttip created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tagbasttip, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tagbasttip, she will turn you into a duck.

Tagbasttip's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Tagbasttip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Never pour water over plants.