Yeblidfig is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, astonishing zebra.

Yeblidfig created viruses nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yeblidfig, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yeblidfig, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Yeblidfig's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Yeblidfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Never eat grapes.

3. Never think ill of sick moths.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Yeblidfig.

5. Never write about moons.