Bidmilnell is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omniscient butterfly.

Bidmilnell created a strange quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Bidmilnell, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bidmilnell, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bidmilnell's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bidmilnell's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Bidmilnell must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Bidmilnell loves goats, so they must be honoured.