Ruttcabgilomin is a god.

He takes the form of a small, proud dugong.

Ruttcabgilomin created the universe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttcabgilomin, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ruttcabgilomin, he will ignore you.

Ruttcabgilomin's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Ruttcabgilomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity.

2. Mites are not to be trusted.

3. Never think ill of sick eagles.

4. Do not dye your hair fawn.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ruttcabgilomin.