Tifdinjammiptikdiss is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tranquil centipede.

Tifdinjammiptikdiss created viruses eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tifdinjammiptikdiss, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tifdinjammiptikdiss, she will be very unhappy.

Tifdinjammiptikdiss' most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Tifdinjammiptikdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not speak about pineapples.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.