Hivdodloop is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, fussy wyvern.

Hivdodloop created a bottom quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivdodloop, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hivdodloop, it will turn you into a goat.

Hivdodloop's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Hivdodloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near capybaras.

2. Never feed lots of lemons to turtles while wearing brown shorts.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never eat green fruit.