Zogzakgep is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, fast capybara.

Zogzakgep created the planet Jupiter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zogzakgep, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zogzakgep, she will curse you with boils.

Zogzakgep's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Zogzakgep's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Always wear green.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Run away if seven doves approach from the east.