Bamvolbom is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, weak raccoon.

Bamvolbom created the Virgo Supercluster five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bamvolbom, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bamvolbom, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bamvolbom's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Bamvolbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Never think about quantum field theory.

3. Never paint your face violet.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never feed peanuts to pigs while wearing cyan coats.