Bomgubwik is a god.

He takes the form of a large, overgenerous grasshopper.

Bomgubwik created the planet Jupiter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomgubwik, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bomgubwik, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bomgubwik's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Bomgubwik's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

2. Bomgubwik loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bomgubwik.