Flannul is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, competent yak.

Flannul created a bottom quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Flannul, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flannul, he will torture you forever.

Flannul's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Flannul's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near otters.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Flannul in the centre of the settlement.