Cephivtun is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, confident dugong.

Cephivtun created the planet Saturn six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cephivtun, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cephivtun, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Cephivtun's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Cephivtun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.