Nulflansak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, intelligent squirrel.

Nulflansak created tapeworms four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nulflansak, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nulflansak, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nulflansak's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Nulflansak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt geese.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always help mites.

4. Do not keep seven shrews in a large pit.

5. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.