Minlipnull is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, awesome squirrel.

Minlipnull created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minlipnull, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Minlipnull, she will not care.

Minlipnull's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Minlipnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. You must love Minlipnull.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Minlipnull.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Never go into mauve rooms.