Megweebidarn is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, bad-tempered manatee.

Megweebidarn created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Megweebidarn, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Megweebidarn, it will think nothing of it.

Megweebidarn's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Megweebidarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back violet.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never go into pink rooms.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not dye your hair black.