Megweebidarn is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, bad-tempered
manatee.
Megweebidarn created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Megweebidarn, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Megweebidarn, it will think nothing of it.
Megweebidarn's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.
Megweebidarn's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your back violet.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Never go into pink rooms.
4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
5. Do not dye your hair black.