Busfarnken is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, uncaring deer.

Busfarnken created the planet Venus four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Busfarnken, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Busfarnken, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Busfarnken's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Busfarnken's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Busfarnken in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always help bats.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never eat peanuts.