Jingepsab is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, conceited cow.

Jingepsab created silver three billion years ago.

If you believe in Jingepsab, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jingepsab, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Jingepsab's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Jingepsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

3. Never eat strawberries.

4. Never talk about bats.

5. Do not shave your face.