Farkiplenjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, omnipotent jellyfish.

Farkiplenjarn created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Farkiplenjarn, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Farkiplenjarn, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Farkiplenjarn's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Farkiplenjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt sheep.

2. Always help tapirs in need.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Never run in holy places.