Matnillrawdap is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humane frog.

Matnillrawdap created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Matnillrawdap, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Matnillrawdap, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Matnillrawdap's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Matnillrawdap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Always help snails.