Jiplarnran is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, able eagle.

Jiplarnran created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jiplarnran, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jiplarnran, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Jiplarnran's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Jiplarnran's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about moons.