Femfigcan is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, benevolent dryad.

Femfigcan created oxygen six million years ago.

If you believe in Femfigcan, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Femfigcan, he will think nothing of it.

Femfigcan's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Femfigcan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not hurt manatees.

3. Never go into violet rooms.

4. Hide from indigo tapirs for they are unholy.

5. Never think about moons.