Cubsterwod is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, passionate meerkat.

Cubsterwod created silver six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cubsterwod, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cubsterwod, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cubsterwod's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Cubsterwod's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Cubsterwod loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always help ants.

5. Fast once a month.