Pogwadcapcim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, dishonourable wombat.

Pogwadcapcim created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogwadcapcim, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pogwadcapcim, it will destroy your favourite star.

Pogwadcapcim's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Pogwadcapcim's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Always help sheep in need.

3. Never feed lots of wheat to grasshopers while wearing blue corsets.

4. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never eat bark.