Cinontflow is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly large, effective
mongoose.
Cinontflow created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cinontflow, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Cinontflow, it will send you a sign.
Cinontflow's most sacred site is Polagam in India.
Cinontflow's Holy Commandments1. Never eat limes.
2. Cinontflow must be the most important thing in your life.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
5. Always help manatees.