Cinontflow is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, effective mongoose.

Cinontflow created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cinontflow, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cinontflow, it will send you a sign.

Cinontflow's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Cinontflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat limes.

2. Cinontflow must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always help manatees.