Homvigdamtamratlipstaf is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, competent aardvark.

Homvigdamtamratlipstaf created dark energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Homvigdamtamratlipstaf, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Homvigdamtamratlipstaf, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Homvigdamtamratlipstaf's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Homvigdamtamratlipstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Never feed oranges to sharks while wearing ear rings.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near shrews while wearing mauve corsets and balancing six carbon spheres on your head.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Homvigdamtamratlipstaf.