Fatnelflam is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, proud goat.

Fatnelflam created Mount Everest five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fatnelflam, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fatnelflam, he will send you a sign.

Fatnelflam's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Fatnelflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Never hurt otters.

5. Never go into violet rooms.