Fabyarkop is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, stupid lobster.

Fabyarkop created humanity three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabyarkop, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fabyarkop, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Fabyarkop's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Fabyarkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near great tits while wearing pink tights.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Fabyarkop must be the most important thing in your life.