Bemdabcid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, self-confident weasel.

Bemdabcid created Asia seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bemdabcid, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bemdabcid, he will turn you into a plant.

Bemdabcid's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Bemdabcid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

2. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.
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