Rultettisadtitnutsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unthinking dove.

Rultettisadtitnutsaw created a Higgs boson five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rultettisadtitnutsaw, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Rultettisadtitnutsaw, it will turn you into a dog.

Rultettisadtitnutsaw's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Rultettisadtitnutsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Hide if four snakes approach from the north.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.