Mabdabjat is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, proud elephant.

Mabdabjat created Mount Everest four years ago.

If you believe in Mabdabjat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mabdabjat, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Mabdabjat's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Mabdabjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into white rooms.

2. Never write about quantum field theory.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics near voles while wearing brown shoes and balancing five gold spheres on your hands.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.