Dussfubwee is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, loving dragon.

Dussfubwee created a photon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dussfubwee, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dussfubwee, he will be very sad.

Dussfubwee's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Dussfubwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Dussfubwee on top of all buildings.
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