Mapcandin is a god.
It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, sage
gorilla.
Mapcandin created the planet Earth nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Mapcandin, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Mapcandin, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Mapcandin's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.
Mapcandin's Holy Commandments1. Hide from purple frogs for they are unholy.
2. Mapcandin loves goats, so they must be honoured.
3. Erect three nickel sculptures of Mapcandin on top of important buildings.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Mapcandin loves capybaras, so they must be respected.