Sadflatpibyartnurl is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, self-confident tapir.

Sadflatpibyartnurl created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadflatpibyartnurl, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sadflatpibyartnurl, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Sadflatpibyartnurl's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Sadflatpibyartnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms fawn.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Sadflatpibyartnurl in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never hurt swans.

5. Run away if six tapirs approach from the south.