Watkarflig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, smart fish.

Watkarflig created a charm quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Watkarflig, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Watkarflig, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Watkarflig's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Watkarflig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Watkarflig in the centre of the settlement.

4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Watkarflig in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
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