Bungignigget is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, uncaring pig.

Bungignigget created carbon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bungignigget, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bungignigget, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bungignigget's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Bungignigget's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near moths while wearing orange scarves.

4. Never talk about optics near snakes while wearing cyan ear rings and balancing eight zinc spheres on your chest.

5. Never talk about fire.