Bidnullarp is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humane unicorn.

Bidnullarp created everything that exists four million years ago.

If you believe in Bidnullarp, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bidnullarp, he will destroy your favourite star.

Bidnullarp's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Bidnullarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare peas while wearing boots.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not speak of optics near sacred fires.

5. Never travel toward the north during winter.