Zogquafbun is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omnipotent swan.

Zogquafbun created silver five million years ago.

If you believe in Zogquafbun, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zogquafbun, he will turn you into a mouse.

Zogquafbun's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Zogquafbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nucleic acids.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force near moths while wearing green dresses and balancing seven silicon spheres on your feet.

3. Do not wear pink clothing.

4. You must love Zogquafbun.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.