Godkomgep is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, generous chicken.

Godkomgep created a photon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Godkomgep, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Godkomgep, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Godkomgep's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Godkomgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about photosynthesis.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. You must love Godkomgep.

4. Feed all hungry capybaras.

5. Never feed oranges to whales while wearing trousers.