Higrigten is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, resourceful warg.

Higrigten created an atom six million years ago.

If you believe in Higrigten, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Higrigten, he will turn you into a rock.

Higrigten's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Higrigten's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never think about electromagnetism.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory.

4. Never eat spinach.

5. Always take life seriously.