Cunortfar is a god.

It takes the form of a small, sage chinchilla.

Cunortfar created the planet Mars seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cunortfar, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cunortfar, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Cunortfar's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Cunortfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bread.

2. Do not kill porpoises.

3. Never feed lots of grapes to ants while wearing pink skirts.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always obey Cunortfar's priests.