Dossdoddisswat is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, dishonourable pigeon.

Dossdoddisswat created Europe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossdoddisswat, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dossdoddisswat, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dossdoddisswat's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Dossdoddisswat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

3. Retreat if eight goats approach from the south.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.