Dagmutnullnul is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, vain dove.

Dagmutnullnul created a quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagmutnullnul, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dagmutnullnul, she will curse you with boils.

Dagmutnullnul's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Dagmutnullnul's Holy Commandments

1. Dagmutnullnul loves great tits, so they must be respected.

2. Do not prepare parsnips while wearing hats.

3. Do not speak about figs.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near manatees while wearing red corsets and balancing five silicon spheres on your back.

5. Never play with disobedient children.