Banfodpid is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, calm mole.

Banfodpid created the Sol system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Banfodpid, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Banfodpid, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Banfodpid's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Banfodpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near eagles while wearing green corsets.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.