Listbidkap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, bad-tempered chicken.

Listbidkap created the Black Eye Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Listbidkap, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Listbidkap, she will try to impress you with trees.

Listbidkap's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Listbidkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head indigo.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near bats while wearing black rings and balancing eight gold spheres on your legs.

4. Hide if three hamsters approach from the north.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Listbidkap.