Huglibbim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, compassionate crocodile.

Huglibbim created the universe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Huglibbim, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Huglibbim, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Huglibbim's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Huglibbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near grasshopers while wearing gray boots and balancing eight nickel spheres on your chest.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not keep three ants in a large pit.

4. Do not take Huglibbim's name in vain.

5. Always help sick nematodes.